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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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carnival-phantasm

Those bloody nature documentaries on big scary predators hunting and eating are nothing compared to videos of people feeding their puffer fishes using live animals

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Some dude: *drops a crab in an aquarium with a puffer fish* 

Me, a fool: Haha, watch out little fishie, you might get pinched!

Me, 10 seconds and a dismembered crab later:

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wyrmmaster

holy shit

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captainpoe

That moment Donald Duck became the most powerful Black Mage in all of Final Fantasy lore.

mageknight14

To put in perspective how absolutely insane this is

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takashi0

Can’t see shit, captain. Even when I open in a new tab. 

mageknight14

Here’s a copy and paste:

“For those unaware, let me show you how fucking retardedly universe-breakingly strong Donald is.

Flare is a spell type from final fantasy that is reserved for only the strongest individuals. Top level party members, top level enemies, main bosses, and secret bosses are the main users of this spell type. It’s so powerful that it’s been simply referred to as the “Nuke” spell before.

There are multiple tiers of Flare:


Megaflare: used by summons and top level enemies. Mostly known to be used by Bahamut, the strongest summon in the entire Final Fantasy franchise. Although this is it’s basic form

Above that you have Gigaflare: A stronger version of Mega flare. Mostly used by stronger versions of Bahamut, and inter-dimensional demons and secret bosses.

Above that you have Teraflare: this move is exclusive to the abso-fucking-lute most powerful versions of Bahamut. Like, you need to be the strongest motherfucker in the final fantasy multiverse to use this. This is universe erasing shit here

Above that you have Zettaflare: It is one quadrillion times (yes this is canon) more powerful then Megaflare, and it is a move that only Donald Duck has been able to do in all of Square Enix history.”

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I’d also like to point out that Donald has used Flare several times before, its one of his most common magic moves when doing a combo with Sora, Albiet he uses them with a goofy, cartoonish firework effect.

I should mention that Donald gets knocked out/dies after this, either from the strain of using the spell or from the heartless that swarm right after, but even if it’s cast from hitpoints, Donald literally just busted out the most powerful magic move in Square history.

The only other character in Square enix games who used Zettaflare was the third form of Airy in Bravely Default, who at that point had a world eating eldritch abomination powering her. Donald didn’t have any of that backing him up, he literally cast Zettaflare on his own.

Donald fucking duck is canonically the most powerful red mage in square enix history PERIOD.

Also here’s a bonus for ya; right before setting it off Goofy yelled “DONALD, DON’T!” implying that either he’s been apprised of how dangerous zettaflare is for donald to use, OR DONALD HAS DONE IT BEFORE.

mageknight14

Don’t fuck with the duck.

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affectionatesuggestion

cutie cliché dates are so appealing to me. like going ice skating, hot chocolate in one hand and yours in the other. or going to a furniture store and testing the beds together and pretending to be decorating our own place. or dancing in the kitchen while making pancakes and being messy and silly. sometimes doing corny things is a lot of fun, especially with you there.

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enecoo

This Kirby will protect your posts from being flagged

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suicidal-ginny

I’m waiting for this to get flagged honestly

enecoo

Bold of you to assume Kirby will be flagged

fluffballchikorita

He looks like a boobie

enecoo

STOP SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORD

yzghuldar

Your powers cannot stop The Purge.
Watch this:

Nipples.

enecoo

You fools have been trying your very best to make this post flagged, but you all underestimate Kirby

enecoo

30000 notes and you all still thought Kirby would get flagged, but Kirby is stronger than that

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gamer2002

Overlooking the obvious fact that if you are writing about or even making games for a living then having at least a competent level of gaming skill is necessary, much in the same way being able to read is important if you want to comprehend literature.

The real issue here is that there are those that don’t want to acknowledge that gaming skill is a valid form of expertise. There are reasons as to why this situation has come about but it’s mainly to do with how the games industry is now currently structured.

In a political sense, if gaming expertise were to be openly acknowledged as being useful to the medium then most people in publishing would be out of a job.

daisenseiben

Here we all were, innocently chucking rocks at the gaming press, when Old Man Forbes walks up and shoots it in the head.

zerotide

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIT GUD

Source: gamer2002